Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Scraping the Bottom of the Reality Television Barrell...

Now, anyone that knows me well.... no, scratch that.... Anyone that knows me at all knows I am a fan of reality television. I love the fights, I love the fact that these people are willing to make a living out of making fools of themselves for my entertainment. Now, not only has the "Of Love" series gotten completely out of hand, but, some of the people on these shows have gone completely overboard with the attempt to be on television.
For instance... I used to watch "Flavor of Love" and just LAUGH... First of all, Flavor Flav is not an attractive man... He's NOT. Some would even say he resembles a particular gremlin. So, to think that 20 20-somethings want to actually pursue him without some type of face time time on a popular tv show is preposterous.... and multiply that by 3 and it's even more unlikely.
After the start of this "Of Love" craze, we went on to see such classics as "Rock of Love" seasons 1&2, "I Love New York" seasons 1&2, "Daisy of Love", "A Shot at Love" seasons 1,2,AND3, "Real Chance of Love" seasons1&2, and countless other spin offs of spin offs... I, personally am waiting for Andy Dick to come out with his dating show titled "Flavor of Dick" or "For the love of Dick"... but... I digress...
So, after their initial appearances on these so called dating shows, many of these "stars" have gone on to other reality shows, like "I Love Money" or their own dating shows. Dave Amerman, aka "12 pack", is a perfect example of a reality television "star" that has really tried to get his air time. Not only has Mr. Pack participated in the first season of "I Love New York", the first season of "I Love Money" (while sweeping Heather off her feet), "Daisy of Love" (with Heather's arch enemy), and, then, yesterday I was sitting with Logan's uncle, who LOVES watching all of the daytime judges: Mathis, Pirro, People's Court... Well, as I sit watching Judge Pirro, who walks in but Mr. Dave Amerman, suing HIS BROTHER..... SERIOUSLY? And, I have been looking all over the internet for a video of his appearance, because it was so obviously staged that it was silly. They literally sat and discussed what type of women each of them are interested in and pizza and beer.... It was ridiculous... What's next, is he going to be brought on Maury for a paternity test? Maybe he knocked Heather or Daisy up... hopefully he didn't go near New York's baby making parts with oven mitts on....
So, as I was searching for video of his appearance on the show, I came across some other interesting appearances by other reality television stars on Judge Pirro:

Joey from The Real World:



Ron Jeremy from.... uh.... and "The Surreal Life":

Really watch this for interesting information you may not have known about Ron...


"Taylor Made" and "It" from "I Love New York":




Wow...

Two more points I have: Don't Google Ron Jeremy videos without first preparing yourself or setting the SafeSearch, and really? A teacher? A special ed teacher? That's frightening....






1 comment:

  1. Haaa! Flavor of Dick... you should totally pitch that to E!, because they would jump all over that...

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