Dear McDonalds,

YOU SUCK....
In all honesty, McDonalds has been one of my favorite fast food places since my childhood... With the exception of Jack in the Box (is it just me or is that a weird name for a restaurant?). That being said, I've always felt that McDonalds has the best french fries, their coke has the very best syrup to carbonation ratio, so perfect that I literally take a sip and I think "this is how Coca Cola was formulated to taste, this is what they had in mind" it's like it was developed especially for McDonalds.

But... McDonalds is probably the least consistent of any fast food chain out there. The fries are completely different depending on the location and even each shift within the same location.. It is ridiculous. McDonalds fries come in the following varieties: perfect, soggy, cold, double cooked, burnt, undercooked, salty, or no salt. How is this even possible? Don't the fryers have automatic settings that you merely drop the fries and push a button, wait until a timer goes off and then lift them out of the grease? And that salt, come on.... is there not a specs chart somewhere in that joint?? Jesus, half the time I have to rake the salt off each fry or throw them away.

All I can say is 90% of the time, if I go through a McDonalds drive thru... no matter the location, time, whatever... SOMETHING is wrong. Whether it be no toy in my child's Happy Meal (What a jip is that? Do you realize what I now have to listen to because YOU forgot the stupid toy?), my husband having no fries the last TWO times he got home (Again, do you realize what I now have to listen to?), mustard when I said no mustard, pickles when I said no pickles... and do I always have to ask for a straw? Come on now....